Say hi to Nahtan! A cow unicorn... A cowicorn if you will. He's here to introduce himself, show off some product, and announce Mystaco.com. The website you are currently on. :) Enjoy!

Good Evening and welcome to Nahtan's News; where we only talk about what's important!! In this first ever Nahtan's News, we get an update about the mysterious deer, get a weather update from Nahtan, and also have Dr. Shephard who has a very important PSA. Enjoy!

Ahhhhhh. The peaceful sounds of Mystaco. Oh and Nahtan's also here, waving hello! There's ants walking and a butterfly fluttering. The scene pans up and we see Mystaco in the sky, along with a duck flying through!

We are following a butterfly as it flutter's along, through the woods! It's purple, with yellow details. And wait?? There was a deer hiding in the trees!

Nahtan LOVES camping and roasting s'more's... Sitting by the fire, he's doing just that. Ugh, genuine bliss!! Nothing beats a s'more over an open campfire! Happy camping!!

Camping is soooo peaceful. Until it's not ! We see a dark tent with an active campfire... But we don't see what's making that noise !! I don't know, maybe camping wasn't the best idea.

The peace and tranquility of Mystaco Falls is UNMATCHED!! Here we have Mystaco Pond at the base of Mystaco Falls. A duck comes into frame before a breeze spooks it away. Then in comes a Spy Deer !!! Oh NO!!

In this quick promo we have ants in formation, bringing food back to their hidaway. The shot pans up the tree where we see their massive stash. They have my Versace ring in there!! Little thieves.

Here we see peaceful deer being abducted... UH WHAT ??? The aliens have targeted deer, and it's unknown why. At the end there is a surprise with a deer coming up from the ground ??? Craziness.

Ahhhh oh no!! The mosquito's are being eaten... but the frog's are being fed ??? This is so hard to process, because of couse the frog needs food, but at the expense of the mosquito ?? Ahhh the horror.

This is the first ever "Visit Mystaco" ad!! This is one of the things I first envisioned when thinking of quick, simple promo's. I love simple, vintage, vacation ads for cities or places. This just made sense!!